Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

the only two athletes aged over 20 are living this meme in the women’s skateboarding final

Reasons my (almost) 12-week-old woke up and cried in the night: ❌ hunger ❌ wet nappy ❌ too hot ❌ too cold ✅ chubby arms getting in the way of being able to suck her thumb

Fully woke my sleeping baby up belly laughing at this

Every time I think about quitting Twitter finally, I come across something delightful like this

Celebrated six years of living in Manchester with my tiny Mancunian pal. I do miss London sometimes, but moving up here is the best thing we ever did.

My mother-in-law told me my baby looks like Ian Hislop and I can’t stop thinking about how accurate that is

‘Women feel like failures if they haven’t had a “normal” birth’: how the NCT has shaped childbirth in the UK theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/a…

Such an excellent and insightful piece

I’ve started rewatching The Office for the umpteenth time and my four-month-old fully cackles when Dwight is on screen. I think she thinks he’s a giant baby.

The cause of my tiredness offering me a solution to my tiredness

Nobody: My baby at 5am:

🦋 @marthedeferrer See ya 👋

Have been too shattered to write this but for the sake of clarity — I have also been laid off by the Post. I was one of the few journalists still working inside Russia. My last story went on the front page and featured rare testimonies from wounded soldiers criticizing the war.