Me: *taking a swig of whiskey before explaining the context of this meme to my cousin*

Gasp Detective Chat, a new season is upon us, yet it seems MURDER never quits. Join me this Wendsday at 7pm EST so we might get to the bottom of this. Im not sure i trust Maria Puddingway 🍮🩵(VTuber EN) Invictus | 👴 | Vtuber ojisan Kivvy 「Vtistic, 💢🫂🐟」 or Cylas Write | 💙☮️ Nutcracker Vtuber

I know for a fact I might lose some friends over this, but Im tired of pretending Bucc-ees is mid and overhyped

Guys, does this count as cannibalism?

Sometimes I fear im too plugged in, but then I have experiences like tonight, where I completely missed a discord outage and everyone zooting out over it

Im really sorry for the lack of streams this month you guys, im still keeping thr Marshal's Murder Manors going at full force, but my other streams are inconsistent due to having to he the care giver for a family member with my move. Im trying

Alrighty Detective, today is the day! Join me at 7pm EST to see if you can solve another MURDER

2 hours till game guys! twitch.tv/Marshal_Swamps…

Egads Detective! You did it! That record remains unscathed as we indeed proved Kivvy 「Vtistic, 💢🫂🐟」 was thr killer! We ended the night with a nice joyride to ApexTensei 🐉🔥 (DEBUT TBD) 's channel. See you next time, when the next inevitable crime goes down

I had a super great night on stream tonight guys. Sadly, got some unfortunate news right after. Nothing major, more just, I learned my dad doesn't support my streaming. Says it's a waste of time. I knew it's how he'd feel, but still doesn't feel great to get the confirmation

GUYS! 6 more! 6 more!

Well shit.. I won't be able to stream unless I can raise enough money to pay my Internet bill. Which I think is like $85. Anyway, can someone donate to my kofi to help me out? Please?

I'm working on making 2 V INK style Tshirts! I've got a few vtubers in mind; My Oshi, Buffpup! Shylily Ironmouse Shiabun Rosedoodle Do you guys have any vtubers you know are okay with fan merch and you'd like to see? :3

✨🐔IN HONOR OF MY REBRAND AND DEBUT✨🐔 1 winner will receive a thigh up Skeb-like drawing ─ <( ˶• ◊ •˶ )> ─ How to enter: 🐔 Follow me 🐔 Like + RT (no QRT) 🐔Post your references for your vtuber or OC down below! (NO RAFFLE ACCOUNTS PLEASE) ─ <( ˶• ◊ •˶

Alright, line up, who's parasocial to me

I've made a terrible mistake, chat

had sex: ✅ faked id: ❌ had a bf/gf: ✅ gotten high:✅ had alcohol:✅ failed a class:❌ gone to a club:✅ smoked/vaped:✅ kissed someone:✅ gotten Detention:✅ kicked from class:❌ cheated on a test:✅ snuck out the house:❌ Am I cool or a nerd?

Witness a master negotiator in action, chat