if he fits he sits

damn school photos

That would be the "Whirly tube" or "Sound hose". They want them gone but still wanna get them $1.95 out of ya.

a High-Five Fastball Special combo movie? HELL YEAH BROTHA!!!

I made some crab champions reactive For Alice Shortcake so ignore the water mark. Now she's Alice Crabcake!

Reminds me of the old ghostbuster toys 10/10

a Tortle bard

2 arms. split into 10 fingers. 2 legs split into 10 toes. i got two ears. but only two earlobes. who is in control of keeping things on theme here?

you ever just think of someone you hate when you go to fart in the hopes that the smell reaches them? if a butterfly in Honolulu can cause a hurricane in Australia then god can send send the sprits of the wind to deliver my big green hate cloud to my enemies!

my parents lied to me. nothing bad happens if you take the light bulb out of the fridge. I now have 17 little lightbulbs. I WILL NOT be contained.

What you want?!?

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I'm bothered by how I can tell that's April O'Neil

you just gonna spray injured people in the face like a bad cat?

when the dog steals a mouth full of cooks and looks back at you in defiance

don't give money to this homeless man. He may say you're getting wishes, but it's just long winded life lessons.

wave as politely as possible

why would you bring up a dead game like that