the worst song is actually anything by AJR

i will never trust a man with tissues next to his bed. girl you’re not slick i know you don’t have a runny nose I KNOW WHAT YOURE UP TO.

this is the worst day for my dad

#nw sorry baby

the best movie of 2025 actually

#nw weapons

GAYS NEVER GET A HAPPY ENDING.

this can’t be…..

hello…

chasing melatonin down with dr pepper

i want to drink from my bathroom faucet right now

#nw eddington

ari aster:

north carolina:

this tweet nearly put me into a coma I FEEL SO OLD……

rip frisbee you lived a long beautiful life and your feud w andy brought me an immense amount of joy i hope you haunt him forever in the afterlife

no…frisbee……

this is a very interesting day for andy samberg

rip to this queen

i don’t think people like realize that i grew up with jamie and she has genuinely been on the brina beatles train since i was in THIRD GRADE. jamie i hope you had a blast at the listening party because you absolutely deserved it. I LOVE YOU!!! forever sabrina’s beatle 🩷