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Just recorded a hilarious podcast with my homies @thestevebennet and Markus Dietz It will be posted soon. :)

I'm tryna do 100 shows in 100 days Book me. Am v funny

Is Twitter dead?

Posting all my shitty jokes on the Twitter Tweet Tweet Nerds

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Hey fuck giraffes man like Why are they even a thing

-insert opinion no one cares about, about thing no one cares about-

I hope Mitt Romney wins the debates today. #DemocraticDebate2020

Goku is the best Sith

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3 months and 6 days since I self harmed "So feel free to be free if that's what you need."

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I'm so poor I dont have life insurance or health insurance, even when I play blackjack and an ace is showing I can't afford $3 insurance

Was video chatting with my boyfriend and I said "I want to make out..." But then I decided that was too mushy so I added "...with Norm MacDonald." Anyway, he hung up on me

"To put it in millennial terms I have a Gryffindor body and a Hufflepuff soul." Goddammit @GaryGulman

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Sneak peek of one of my brand new comic book characters #fatmarkus #comicbooks #art

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