Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"

Can’t wait for #TheToyShow. Hope Tubs goes off on one again.

This is a hard time of year for a lot of folks. Samaritans Suicide Hotline 116 123. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.

Worst thing about all this are the numbers chasers creating more and more elaborate situations to grab them sweet likes #coronavirus

Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.

What a club #arsenal

A Newsreader Trying to Get Other Jobs

#AccidentalPartridge

Watching Die Another Day starring master spy James Bond

Gary Lineker Bit like your Wayne

Burnley? At Anfield? Sheeeeeeeee-it!

Gardaí are seeking the public's assistance in tracing the whereabouts of 15-year-old AJ O’Sullivan who went missing from his home in Bishopstown on Wednesday morning. csalert.ie/3aa8v5D

Getting out of the car after you inhale 3 jambons from circle k

MISSING APPEAL: Kathleen Power, 77, was last seen at Lotabeg Road in Mayfield, Co Cork, at around 10pm last night. She is 1.75m of slim build and with grey hair. When last seen, she was wearing blue trousers and a white blouse. Contact Mayfield Garda Station on 021 455 8510.

I dare Irish people not to laugh at the first second of this voice over

The commentary on this Kevin Phillips goal vs Chelsea in 2005 😂😂😂

Because it's Monday & the longest January in living memory, I'm doing a #giveaway of a rare signed advance proof of my new Rachel Rhys mystery #MurderUnderTheTuscanSun, out on March 30. Just follow & RT to #win. Winner drawn at random on Friday 3rd Feb (UK only) #writingcommunity

Patrick Street riddled with boarded up buildings and people sleeping in doorways, a pitiful public transportation system, chaotic healthcare, insane rent prices, inordinate house prices but yano what, let's just bury the heads and vote them in again #GE24