Nobody scores a ‘pearler’ any more do they? #footballvocab #oldperson

Looks like a job for Rob Smith

Middle-class crisis: we seem to clean out of cumin. Please keep us in your prayers at this difficult time. #cumin #iscumintrendingyet

Keown: all credit to the goalkeeper btw. Yes, he made the save. Who else would take credit?

‘Tears of a clown’ headlines filed away for another day.

Everyone is going to complain about England being given a penalty against the Netherlands, but Ronald Koeman owed us a penalty from 1993 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱🏆

Oranges are not the only fruit

Fireworks going off here. Does Manchester even have a Spanish quarter? #etihad ?

The hood is dropped... The world waits... It is I! LeClerc! #OpeningCeremony

Wrongly chose to miss right old game at Wigan for a spot of Europop. And a horse.

Not sure how you compare Andy Murray with Best, Law, Dalglish, Cook, Anderson, Hanley, Boston, Edwards (x2), Redgrave, Hamilton etc, but he’s right up there. Certainly our greatest I can think of in an individual sport. Deserves every plaudit.

Craig Shakespeare. Only 60. Awful news. RIP.

USA only third in shooting?!?

Apart from goals, there’s no greater joy for football fans than the ref falling over.

Today is Gannet be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

The King is dead. Heartbroken.

My office wall. Two kings. Only one player above Eric in my heart.

Craig Gill, Brad Bradbury and now Rick Buckler. The drummers of my youth. RIP all. #TheJam

𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙀𝘼 𝙊𝙉 𝘿𝘼𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 ✅ A nine-wicket win and a stunning start to the season 💪 Match Centre ⤵

Our far from gullible 10-y-o never believes the ‘facts’ I make up for his amusement. But I may have convinced him Panathinaikos is actually a Greek exclamation of shock and surprise, adopted as club name after a cup upset in amateur days. Panathinaikos!! #properparenting