Trump: *causes $5 gas* MAGA:

Un día van a poner el video sin editar y me van a explotar los oídos.

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

Look at those lateral g's 😂 FSD was NOT going to miss this exit

good pussy will have a man cuddle with you buttnaked dick on gummy worm and all

This is the highest number I've seen

Life before Obama

i like using twitter because none of my friends use it

Everyone is talking about Tesla needing to upgrade HW3 vehicles to HW4, but Tesla bulls are silent about the millions of HW4 vehicles that need a front bumper cam and washer installed to potentially operate Unsupervised FSD safely.

mf’s will lick your asshole but not eat a tomato.

I have 3 jobs so if I actually take the time to reply to you, I really appreciate you😭

To celebrate the signature Model S & X, Tesla performed their signature move, screwing over customers by postponing the event.

you’d have to grab me by the back of my neck like a pit to get me off this pan

How many more Eileen’s are out there in politics, Fortune 500 companies, universities and military?