All you people had to do was for Kamala.

Palate cleanser, feat. Ms. Rachel and the mayor

The first Nobel peace price was awarded December 10, 1901. In all these 124 years they have never had to issue a statement that a Nobel prize cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred, until a corrupt, demented circus clown took office.

Three things I love the most: 1) walking 2) public transport 3) walking to take public transport

Wearing this as a straight man to the bar

This will get so much use one day. We all know what day that is.

The vacation begins the moment I call the uber to the airport. Drink that old fashioned whenever because you EARNED it man.

The Bears beat the Packers in the Playoffs. The Cubs sign Alex Bregman. The Bulls win. The Blackhawks win. Not sure Chicago has seen a better day in sports. Thanks for nothing, White Sox.

Breaking: J6 rioters pardoned. Breaking: Trump renames Gulf of Mexico. Breaking: secret war plans sent to journalist in group chat. Breaking: tariffs crash stock market. Breaking: tariffs paused. Breaking: Epstein files to be released. Breaking: Epstein files weren't released.

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I want one of these: ᯅ

JUST IN: Apple to use Google’s Gemini for Siri

The Russo Brothers tease ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’ “What you've been watching for the last 4 weeks... are not teasers. Or trailers. They are stories. They are clues... Pay attention.”

"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith

AYYYEEE MBAKU

Check out the season 3 PHLTF PHL trailer below and you might see a familiar organization in the first clip👀 youtube.com/watch?v=oEczGp… #SKYNEVERDIE | #SKYLFINALS

It’s almost like… They’re following the source material. You can’t please Marvel fans

George W had a dude huck a shoe at his head. He side stepped and continued speaking. Obama had protesters screaming out and interrupting a speech. When others asked for them to be removed, he said to let them stay, and spoke to their concerns. McCain had one of HIS supporters

Rooted in memory, propelled by state-of-the-art design The first look at our new home