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“Manageable toxicity”

Out: catastrophizing In: apostrophizing

Pathologists: “… and note the pathognomonic palisading of the follicular lobules” Me: lol the happy pink pirate says YARRR

“Sir, this is a Starbucks” <deep sigh> “ok, a tall soy latte with caramel drizzle for Albert then”

Sen. DURBIN: You walk into a patient’s room to say that *essential cancer therapy* is held up by a PBM. How do you explain that? Medical oncologist: We’re well-trained to tell a patient bad news. But since I’ve started, there are more conversations about affording medications.

90s nostalgia 🤝 HIPAA compliance

“It’s essentially the same iPhone you already own but you’ll need an entirely different charger”

When the radiologist calls and wants to speak to you urgently

Realizing that grief is the wages of love

Not sure what you think we keep in there — you’ll be sorely disappointed unless you LOVE tongue depressors — but you’re still welcome to a warm blanket if you like

When you realize no one is using the cringe nickname you invented for yourself

Exclamation mark, em dash, period