This speedo won’t hold it 🤷😈🍆

Rainy day blues 😈

Had to use the bathroom right before takeoff and they locked me in 😂 😈🍆

New speedo 🤭 🍆😈

The #Yankees will meet with Yoshinobu Yamamoto for a second time.

Yankees will be meeting with coveted free agent pitcher Yoshinobu Yamamoto again today. Yamamoto recently dined at Mets owner Steve Cohen’s house so this is a real NY-NY battle (plus also Dodgers, Red Sox, Giants, Phillies and Jays)

“If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart.” ~Arab proverb

thanks my first follower @mekithappen :P

We can never take a bad picture.. @markjchristen instagr.am/p/IAcmBnpSZP/

Chilling on a beautiful day in Union sq with my loves Caroline, @markjchristen and little Gens 🐶❤ instagr.am/p/IC5BkhpSZI/

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.

Justin Bieber is being sued for $9 million by a woman who says she went deaf at his concert. I'd pay DOUBLE that to not hear him sing again.

@mc091790 heyyyy love heyyy

@mc091790 yessssss....1 month later. Shows how much I use twitter ;P