Just hoping we don't get Grimsby... #UCLdraw

Quite incredible. Sat at Euston delayed on an Avanti West Coast service as they ‘don’t know where the driver is’. How can it be so bad? Astonishingly inept. How can it have taken the driver and/or Avanti by surprise?

We have now finished with our trial of the #EmergencyAlert system If you did not receive an alert on your mobile phone, then this was due to the fact that you are not scheduled to survive the upcoming extinction level event Unfortunately not everyone will make it, which is

Usual abysmal customer service from East Midlands Railway (EMR). Leaving us all stood on the platform for best part of 10 mins while their staff stand around chatting before finally letting us board. Worst train co by far. Utterly dreadful

You have to admire the dedication of the spattering of Aldershot Town FC fans currently stood in a downpour at Carlisle United 300-odd miles from home. Fair play. Hope your days gets worse @ we have the 3 points but hat tip for the commitment & safe trip home

NewObssession. NewDad. NewAlbum is superb. Can't wait to see them in Manchester in October.

Always thought the ‘get in the hole’ shouts were the worst American fans could manage but this week, they’ve managed new lows. Abysmal behaviour #RyderCup2025

Watching The Ryder Cup has given me a real urge to dust off the golf clubs, head to the course tomorrow, lose 7 balls and shoot 95

How many golfers sitting at home right now watching this coverage seriously contemplating what a gimmie length should look like for their “mates”.

Chelsea will end this game with Winston Bogarde and Madonna playing centre back

Warning for all Mercedes-Benz drivers. When you return your Merc to Merc, other parts of Merc will keep charging you because they don't speak to each other, then blame you. Utterly abysmal structure & service. Rude & like a brick wall. I'll never drive another one.

What shall we do with him?

Newcastle please! Thanks

Carlisle United

Amazing who you bump into in your hotel before a Carlisle United game. Thanks for stopping for a photo Chris. Hope you and the lads get the 3 points today #COYB

Michael Oliver on VAR. always manages to make it about him. Keeper was never getting that so no reason to rule it out. Shocker. Another one. PGMOL gets worse by the week.

Is there a worse train service than East Midlands Railway (EMR)? No signal/wifi yet again. Only 2G apparently when it works. 2G? That’s snake & Nokia times. What’s pulling the train? The Mallard? Abysmal as ever

Sad news. RIP Mani. 90s legend. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

VAR has intervened twice at Anfield and got both completely wrong. Quite remarkable really #bbcfootball

Brilliant gig from The Charlatans in Leeds tonight. Fantastic (and rare) to see someone enjoying themselves on stage as much as Tim Burgess. If you’re going to one of their shows, you’re in for a treat.