man we had it so good wit travis scott #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

stores be named “milk and honey market” and it’s just beer and chips

vape died😔

in back right in the car rn they say it’s the most dangerous seat to sit in

just wait till my highschool bully finds out i have 2 givenchy flex bracelets

what i’m on tn

the mini crossword has been stolen from us

breaking news: AJ Brown is ass

seems like the outline of a ketchup bottle to me idk #trump

starting kyle pitts over mark andrews this week so everyone who has pitts should bench him and everyone who has mark should start him

1am sweating minnesota -2.5 and the punt retuner fumbles

it takes aristotle 40 words to say something i could say in 4 dude is literally jordan peterson and i hate philosophy class

i have days where i sit in my major specific classes and think “wtf can i even do for a career with ts”

mcgriddle, zyn, and coffee!

lamelo ball is top 20 in this league.

“larry bird is just a smarter basketball player than guys like jordan and bron”

plugs in suburban neighborhoods

every once in a while i randomly text a famous person and ask for a job

me turning my old minecraft house into a villager trading hall

conservatives are so retarded lmao