"I'd like to die like my dad, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his passengers, screaming." #BobMonkhouse

Turned radio on for England Italy game. Listened for 3 minuted. Italy scored twice in that time. Turned radio off. No more goals since.

Frank Underwood is not untouchable, says House of Cards creator bit.ly/1QNJaRK

definition of an anti-climax... see #KanyeWest at #Glastonbury

what's happening

personally I'm glad he has a harness on as I would not want him to fall

a zip wire back to main stage could save this performance

Best bit so far #queen

Car Crash TV #Glastonbury #KanyeWest

definition of a Legend... anyone associated to #KanyeWest

Kanye West is an anagram of Wankey Set #Glasto2015

Some may disagree Mr #KanyeWest

Sorry Kanye West, but Glastonbury now enjoying one of the truly greatest living rock stars #LionelRitchie #Glasto2015

Quality. #PaulWeller #Glasto2015

Has this heat melted the Internet?

That's it. Everyone take the rest of the day off. And don't bother coming in tomorrow either!

RT: Help us find this #Wimbledon spectator & we'll pay for his haircut (if he wants it). #dustinbrown #nadal

Power of personalisation appears to be a myth lnkd.in/eCi9AmQ

Making some great connections at #FigDigSummit and we have buscuits @ The… instagram.com/p/9GM3WJuhnKZC…

Snorey dog under my desk @ Burnham In Slough instagram.com/p/BBFiB1WOhkxf…