Jamie Dimon proving he’s a bottom

this is what cultist failure looks like

highest paid auto designer in history flexing in the biggest automotive flop of the 21st Century. you can’t make this shit up.

New Ferrari Spyder drives by with top down and side windows up. Factory engineers should disable that capability to prevent drivers from appearing that pathetic

criminal douche bags like fElon Musk use Signal to keep him from being prosecuted for securities fraud (primarily). not a coincidence that moron convinces federal rookies to abuse it

A Rebellionaire affiliation on this platform is equivalent to attending a Chamber of Commerce meeting wearing a “Hello my name is Stupid” badge

i can never again be gay enough to listen to another Spacex launch broadcast

another reason why i’ll never leave this platform

what happens first? resignation, indictment for fraud, or first FSD death in Austin?

A brain dead Jew who hates Israel. you can’t make this shit up. Bernie aspiring for to follow RBG into “cling to power despite brain death, incompetence, incontinence until death in office”

i wouldn’t ride in a tesla with one of their employees if they paid me

Elon Musk is a mentally ill addict who has rejected therapy his entire life while bragging about tolerance to drugs

but if you believe in Karma, only actual assholes we’re invited

who with an IQ above 130 has a Netflix account? anyone?

this is what a cult looks like

meanwhile half the people in the US will never get in a tesla as long as Musk is affiliated with they company

Rebelionaires giving financial advice should get them indicted

Grok programmed to be a “yes man”, like every pathetic Musk employee must become conditioned to be

fortunately, this means this dude will never reproduce

this is what pathetic people do when their livelihood is collapsing