me: is there a spirit in my house ouija board: *slides to yes* me: great your portion of the rent is 650 it’s due the first of the month ouija board: F U C K

Teacher: the average test score was a 45% The class:

due to personal reasons, i am going to get hit by a car

Philadelphia, reflected in windows...

i'm deleting tinder

Delete your account. x.com/realDonaldTrum…

“We are stronger together and will go forward together. And you should never, ever regret fighting for that.” —Hillary

I'm a nasty girl #WomensMarch

If y'all bury me 100 feet from a CVS, imma be even more upset. x.com/iamshav/status…

"You're A Dragon. Be A Dragon." #GoTS7

me showing up for work, goofing off, complaining a lot, and then leaving

rihanna unfollowed kanye so kanye is officially cancelled