Clearly a made-up story. If you have CIA Ninjas on your roof, you wouldn't be able to hear them.

Given the events of the day, I said earlier this season the two coaches I would want to play for that weren't the coach at Michigan was Coach Dillingham and Dan Lanning

Just gonna go on the record: Coach Dillingham is the correct choice.

A lack of active leadership allowed this to happen. Be disgusted at what you see in the mirror. If you advertise being the "leaders and best," it requires leadership as a hallmark of conduct that clearly wasn't present.

I've watched a considerable amount of westerns over the years, from John Wayne to Clint Eastwood and Chuck Connors among an unending list of others. In all of these shows, I've never witnessed a fever dream that would compare with Sparty or Bucky over the last couple of years.

If you're offended by this, get help. It's hilarious, same to be said for the Cleveland Indians version that is equally as funny.

Mount Rushmore: Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, George Jones HM: Dolly Parton, Alan Jackson, George Strait, Willie Nelson

On what planet is a smaller version of the stadium it was designed after end up higher than the stadium its imitating?

Does he still "want to feel you from the inside" and "want to fuck you like an animal"?

Worst state ever

Kids, listen up. No matter what Hunter Biden or Charlie Sheen say about crack, it's bad, and you shouldn't smoke it.

UCONN and Indiana could get a bump up, Arkansas, Virginia, and Cincinnati down, and Gonazaga up

I'm confused. Why can I only get a "trans am" to bootleg Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta, and I can't get a "cis am"? Seems kinda "cis-phobic" if you ask me.

Or they both will, or one will, and one won't. Both seem to be quality coaches. If sparty fans have any say Tom Izzo is a hall of fame coach with 1 Natty, by that metric, they are both already set.

If I were autistic and famous, this is what I would do with it.

Now do this with politicians and other government agents. Throw them all in prison you fucking cuck.

If anyone ever in the DOJ, FBI, DOS, Congress, the POTUS actual, any of his primary staff, etc. had ever been held accountable for far worse actions, I would agree. But they haven't and fuck all of them for going after relatively low hanging fruit.

What does it mean to "pay your fair share" in taxes? I regularly see this statement but have never seen someone define it.

Good job SEC Josh Pate call out Iowa and Nebraska instead of South Carolina, Miss. St., Ole Miss, Arkansas, Missouri, Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Auburn, or Florida which are all similar programs.

I'm not going to lie, there is a legitimate possibility that if Michigan State leaves the CFB NC 16-0, we are the #1 ranked team in the country.