I could eat peas all damn day. RT if u agree. #peanation

Joel Embiid is the new Lebron

Currently butt ass naked in my new kingdom, fuck off

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. I put together an ACLU fundraiser! Feb 26, come… instagram.com/p/BQlREajA2vGw…

Celebrate #women with us on Mar 3-4 at @bechdelfest! 2 days, 60 acts, 130 performers, SO MANY LAUGHS bit.ly/BTFPHL2017 #whyilovephilly

My pussy is saying "WAHOOOO" in this septa station #septa SEPTA #dressweather

Wednesday LIVE Comedian Marissa Both Ft. Artist threechordmoney Streaming streaming.radio.co/s4b00ee017/lis…

Today is 8 months no alcohol. instagram.com/p/BRD8q_wgshHh…

#TheLOLOShow Guest Marissa Both @southernjew @DocIvanSFN @IAmJoeDeLong @NeffTruth streaming.radio.co/s4b00ee017/lis…

the point in a relationship where "I promise I didn't fart" doesn't hold up anymore

don't tell us to smile instagram.com/p/BRZD_DOgBpwV…

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It's official- I'm an improv drop out

@ericdadourian yo I met you last night at northern comedies. Great set, pls dm me so I can get you on my show Yard Sale Comedy

money is truly the toot of all evil

The name of my improv team is Dry Vag.