Extremely hot guy came into my store and my brain thought it would be appropriate to tell him not to cut his finger off or else I’d take it home and feed it to my dogs
I think the funniest part of ADHD is that I am good in emergency situations and bad in basically every other kind of situation. Like you can definitely trust me with your family's lives, but you cannot trust me with the book you loaned me in March of 2024, that thing is gone.