Things I’ve gotten comfortable saying as a 10+ year lawyer that would have sent my younger self into orbit: 1) I don’t know, but I’ll find out. 2) My analysis stands. 3) My rate reflects my experience, and I can’t discount it. 4) That’s not a reasonable expectation. 5) No.

Apparently I created Matt Margolis in like 2014 and forgot about it. Realized I had it after this guy in Brazil tried to get into it like 3-4 times. Well fuck you now I’m going to use it

hell yea I’m going to use this

6) You should hire another lawyer

I’m either going to build this account up, brick by brick or forget about it again until some guy tries to steal it again

LinkedIn Post: [selfie of a person with mustard on their shirt and shrugging their shoulders while holding a Costco hotdog] I have always felt like I could never ketchup, but

How about we delete Twitter for people who say things like this.