Markury is in retrograde.

RT to cleanse your timeline x.com/animaleatorio/…

i think i may have preferred when they were incoherently yelling at each other.

hot take - kanye west actually won the election.

daft punk more like defunct

$1 taco Thursday tonight. I'll buy and eat a taco for every retweet.

El Mago magic! Have you ever seen anything like this?!

broke: strong steroids ban woke: f*ck that banging scheme bespoke: spin speeds be sus

Cancelleda Day.

If I was Kawhi I would have simply won a three-peat with the Raptors

Treat yourself like Eglinton and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else.

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new tears for fears is goood

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am 100% convinced that “Not interested in this tweet” counts as interacting with that tweet and choosing “see fewer likes from” or “see fewer follows from” actually increases the amount i see in my feed

by far the best day on twitter

the post mortem of this game will go on for years

i am still having a problem with twitter i am still seeing people tweet