you’ll be at your lowest financially and an adobe payment will go through

What if I make a letterboxd for my cat lol

I do this scene with my cat sometimes

My man Mozart can’t let Bieber steal all the thunder lol

I can watch 5 billion episodes of bar rescue lol

sorry to the movies that have been on my watchlist for years but I have to watch the most random 3 star movie I just learned about 5 seconds ago on tubi

New York Movie (1939) by Edward Hopper

Nothing beats an amazing artisanal sandwich

A major cheat code in life: Being a pleasure to deal with. Kind when others aren’t. Calm when things go sideways. Reliable under pressure. Intelligence alone is overrated. Be someone who lightens the load for folks around them. People value people who make their lives easier.

Watching new episodes of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives makes me feel optimistic about life because the featured restaurants are all still open

So my take is that Jon Taffer should offer to collaborate on the bar name changes on Bar Rescue

Still younger than 5 U.S. Representatives and a U.S. Senator

diet root beer...the elixir of the gods

hotel wine...my weakness

i have memorized every town in the bay area so now when people say i am from the bay area i go where? cupertino? santa clara? castro valley? los gatos? fremont? piedmont? and then i reveal that i have never been to the bay area and i dont give a fuck about them.

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

Reading a book about teaching with AI and learning how it can make me sound cool. This could have been useful in high school.

I know it may be shocking, but what if some of the Supreme Court justices were racist?! I'm so excited this is out, working with my grad school BFF on this was a dream (and her dad is a great RA 😂).