Kesha in #Joyride

This kinda being high art…

Pet peeve: People calling a disposable pie tin full of whipped cream a "pie" for throwing or competitive eating purposes.

My drag name is Crystal Light

"Sooo... Which one of you is the goose and which is the gander?" -Me, if I was a mother goose whose gosling just came out as gay

She came. She saw. She slayed my Midwestern 5th grade D.A.R.E class

Lmao I thought this was a "Walz let Minneapolis burn" post

Me when they were serving unleavened bread at communion instead of wafers

Nate Silver after the DNC #DNC2024

Trump Campaign talking about Tim Walz

#DNC2024 is giving 1996 and I'm loving it

Catching a glimpse of yourself in the Target self checkout camera like

So Sauron is the head of a pyramid scheme, got it #RingsOfPower #BossBabe

This girl has seen an iPhone I just know it #iPhoneFace

What does Lil Jon do before going to bed? He lets out a lil yawn.

"Joanna Gaines was so good in Into the Woods" -My husband

Just settling in for my bedtime reading #TheVengabusIsComing #Vengaboys #SamuelBeckett #WaitingForGodot

How I imagine it goes down