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Every time I click on an article about how much water I should be drinking I feel ashamed. Like getting caught jerking off on a sightseeing tour bus ashamed. #fuckwater

I think Captain Kirk saying “I’m down with…”is the best part of this quote.

Going to Joe Rogan for insight into science is like going to Mr. Rogers for insight into porn.

Absolutely crushed by Tom Brady’s retirement. He meant so much to my childhood. Had his poster on my wall. A Tom Brady toothbrush. My youth is officially gone.

William Hurt is the first actor I ever wanted to be. Such beauty in the stillness of his moments.

I love watching Supreme Court hearings to see senators dust off the law degrees they haven’t used in 20 years, if ever.

Do all Senate Republicans members go to a special “angry, dickhead face” school before they take office?

Me thinks Josh Hawley doth protest too much.

So what Sean Penn meant to say was “if Zelensky doesn’t get to speak at the 92nd Academy Awards Live Stream Oscars Full Show I’m going to have Will Smith smack the shit out of Chris Rock”

Watching an episode of Breaking Bad and Bryan Cranston just turned to the camera and offered his condolences to the Royal family. WTF? It’s not like she was beheaded.

In Hell, Joe Buck and Tony Romo team up to call every NFL game.

Someone please tell Tony Romo to stop talking. Taking the penalty wasn’t drama. It would’ve been fire the coach dumb.

I feel like Paul Rudd might’ve been made in an Easy Bake oven. At least his onscreen persona.

I feel bad for Dilbert. His dad’s a racist fuck.

Stormy Daniels is our generation’s Betsy Ross.

It feels like America is just vomiting up its past… and then eating it. #history #progress

#ByeCNN you’re a disgrace.

Okay, so the new Baltimore Orioles City Connect jerseys look like someone quickly grabbed the first dark sweatshirt they could find to hide the Jimmy Buffett t-shirt underneath. #wastingawayagain #birdlandfail

Doing an at home double feature tonight with the wife. Beach Blanket Bingo and Schindler’s List back to back! Can’t wait.