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Imagine if a country filled with religious lunatics like Iran had nukes, though...

Maybe Mike Huckabee and Ayatollah can fight a duel to settle this. Mike, nude, in a state of evangelical ecstasy and babbling in tongues with his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Khameni chanting from his heavily syncretized copy of Islamic Plato's Republic.

The consistent decline of religiosity and the death of boomers will do more to escape this cycle of spiritual defense gooning than anything else in American history.

There are portals...

Look me in the eye and tell me Iran hasn’t been “90 minutes from a bomb” for the better part of three decades.

If the regime were to fall, the U.S. would be goaded into paying some sort of humanitarian assistance or dollars for “muh democracy.” Israel, having had their restock compliments of the U.S., would sit back and watch. No one advocating for letting Israel handle it themselves is

Paging Retard Finder

You can have 1 Bunker Buster on the terms you take in 100,000 of our Mexicans and Squatemalans.

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Can’t say shit!

God damn pussy paradise at the Han River tonight

Theda ベルサイユの薔薇 ❦𑪞🜭✵ DBZ radicalized me

Isn’t it weird when number combinations seemingly continue to find you? An old address years ago becomes the last 4 of your taxi. And so on…curious.

Read the room

Yes I get pedi. This okay?