Little Big Planet with yo bitch

あなたは僕の鼻に吸い込まれます。がんぼるぞい。 translation: You are sucked into my nose.

1,200 collegiate players watching The_Inqu1s1t0r's stream with bated breath as we cannot play our next match until EVERYONE is done with their first. A day that will live in infamy.

Can we be serious for one second… I know y’all two did not find all those fucking tubers

Imagine if someone was stuck in a scorching hot desert and you showed them this video

me when it comes to modding a game

I dare you to guess what this video is about without hearing the audio

there is a charming and inquisitive man trapped inside this cat i fear

me in the pussy if i’m being quite honest

this happened after i ordered 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

I'll do my best 🙃

human: IM SO STUPID AND UGLY ANDD IM A VIRGIN AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF the cells in their body:

how your friend who "didn't want anything" looks at your french fries

could u imagine being born in 2023 that’s so embarrassing he’s a 0 year old

I AM SEVEN TODAY. TELL ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 🎂

plans for today

[salmon twitter] Flyfish22: fuck that swimming upstream shit. I’m TIRED. Sal36257857: okay, zooplankton don’t exist. What are you putting on your squid? ThePacificSalmon: I’m freaking out. Nobody told me we die after spawning. No no no no