be feeling like a whole ass chicken breast 🤪🤣😈

pov: it’s 2014

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😳😍 hi…. u single??? 😳😳😳😍😍🥰🥰

She cute or whateva ❤️🤪

This man got people out here really thinking I died 🤨

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

Dear Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!

She’s a 10 but she’s in her healing stage

My ass is too fat for me to be sad

Philodendron Pink Princess is a must have 🌿

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BlTCH FYM HOW 😭😭😭

me when I drink fireball 🫠

I LOVE bad bitches

craving a espresso martini at 8am 😅