If you've ever struggled with depression or wanted to kill yourself, this one is for you. Thank you Seth Mandel for giving me the opportunity to write it. We need to do better to be better. nypost.com/2018/06/11/how…

CHICAGO!! Happy to Announce Im taping my new comedycentral one-hour special, ‘NO ONE LOVES YOU’ at the Vic Theatre!! Sat. June 30. Free Tix.  theblacklistnyc.com/roywood

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New from me: “How a criminal network of mobsters, psychics, strip club owners, convicts, drug traffickers, and a family of Mormons ripped off McDonald’s to the tune of $24 million in cash and prizes.” thedailybeast.com/how-an-ex-cop-…

Wow, this got personal. All I kept thinking throughout was, gosh, max linsky is *such* a good interviewer.

Can I get a RT fellow comics? Los Angeles! I directed a doc about "the life, death & return" of The Amazing Johnathan & his fraternal relationship w Joel Ozborn It's a heartwarming film & hope you can attend SAT SEPT 22, 2 pm at Los Angeles Lift-Off Film Fest. TICKETS: eventbrite.co.uk/e/los-angeles-…

Norm Macdonald Has A Trailer

Very excited to announce my new podcast debuting next week on @ricochet. I’m now officially a moderate voice on a conservative platform. Wish me luck & please subscribe so you don’t miss out on any shenanigans. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wal…

The newest Kristen and Ch(ill) formerly Mentally Ch(ill) is up with Jordan Harbinger talking about brain scanning technology and rebuilding your life. So cool how eventually I'll be able to scan your brain and tell if you listened to my show or not. Exciting! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/72-…

Michael Lombardi | Leadership is destroying culture - These tools for effective leadership will enable you to experience greater success in the workplace and in life. tedxsantabarbara.com/2018/michael-l… via @https://twitter.com/TEDxSB

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It's starting to look like the Russia investigation will finally bring Trump down. And by bring down, I mean get him reelected.

Let’s go New England Patriots - #NEvsJAX is gonna get . #hotinhere so remember to 'Pump Up The Balls' 🎶 (speakers up).

New name, same Jordan Harbinger! Check out the #JordanHarbingerShow on Apple Podcasts. Guest this week is Mark Geragos! 👨‍⚖️apple.co/2EKaPQG

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Am I My Job? The hilarious & self-depreciating Jordan Harbinger opens up about anxiety, insomnia and panic attacks brought on by a recent professional crisis. He talks about being a workaholic who is trying to find out who he is outside of his work. ow.ly/OgLj30j72Ee

Can like, 100K more people follow me please? I need to sell a book proposal. Thanks in advance.