Girls: Boys ain't loyal. They change. Meanwhile Boys since 15 years:

In the Galton Board 3000 steel balls fall through 12 levels of branching paths and always end up matching a bell curve distribution. An elegantly designed modern version to demonstrate the Central Limit Theorem [source, read more: buff.ly/3xNyzOY]

Just when I thought this Kroos goal couldn’t get any better then I see this angle. Such an insane goal man.

A “razor” is a rule of thumb that simplifies decision making. The most powerful razors I’ve found:

Being an introvert can be a superpower

You joined twitter. ↓ You didn’t understand. ↓ Forgot about it for years. ↓ Came back randomly one day. ↓ You got addicted.

we're officially giving monday the record of the worst day of the week

Quality Control

Why do we have to explain 'why' we don't drink alcohol to people who do? It should be the other way around, no?

me opening twitter in the morning like a newspaper

“Don’t mention a person’s past mistakes when they are trying to change. That’s like throwing rocks at them while they are struggling to climb a mountain.” There isn’t a single person on earth whose slate is completely clean. We all make mistakes. We’re all working on ourselves.

When I was studying in Dublin, my roommate in my first year of uni was Polish. She came back one night with a nail cutter, and started trimming her toenails. The sun had already set. It was dark. She was using a little yellow lamp to be able to see her nails clearly. All this

sleeping late → waking up late ↑ ↓ regret ← being unproductive all day

You will own a lot of jeans but only one pair will fit so perfectly as if God himself moulded it for you and you will wear it for so long until one day…it rips apart