when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

When you're the worst player on the team but the boys still want to play with you

Imagine coming home to this after a long day of work. Might just shed a tear

Psicólogo: el Cucuy Adesanya no existe. El Cucuy Adesanaya:

Dealer: I’m out of weed till Thursday Me:

You don’t compare 2 bad bitches.

Patrick Beverly list his facts on why he says James Harden is better than Dwyane Wade: MVPs: Harden Scoring titles: Harden Assist Titles: Harden All NBA 1st team: Harden All NBA 2nd team: Harden Career points: Harden Career assist: Harden Career rebounds: Harden Career steals:

a man's first flowers are on his funeral

This apartment made no sense to me lol

Lust is the final boss. As a man, once you defeat it, life unlocks.

Oscar Willis

Thinking about all the times I went raw and never got burnt

Niggas when they find out they hoe goinnn😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

this the realest shit I’ve seen today

This app unreal 😭

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute's sleep

MACEO I’m trying to see what that’s like

waking up the next day after u did some wild shit be like

POV: How I stare at the building when I arrive to work on Monday

Looking like he coming to ask for a lighter