If you ain’t Black, you get the SMACK!

My mom was a teacher and my dad was an inseminated person.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was John Connor.

Daddy Soros says I need to tweet more professional if I’m going to be Wisconsin’s next Governor. So here I go: My mother was a school instructor, hitherto, and indeed, my father’s profession included working from the dark of the night until yonder wee hours of the morning.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was Hasan Piker.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was the Communist Manifesto.

My mom was a teacher who ate Tide Pods while pregnant with me.

My mom was asdfghkl

My mom was a teacher and my dad was a doctor, but just the fake Jill Biden kind.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was the next Governor of Wisconsin.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was JD Vance.

Fascists are just as smart and just as talented as white kids.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was a toucher.

Manhandle Barnes and the Quest for the Ratchets

I did not have sexual relations with those children.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was King Charles.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was Stephen Miller.

My mom was a teacher and my dad was my mom.