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Authorities seek escaped, potentially dangerous Oregon psych patient kptv.com/2022/08/25/aut…

FOX 12 Oregon Meanwhile on Bumble ...."New Here"

Cam you do life events on Bumble. Cause I got 10 likes on Twitter and feel like I'm sitting with the cool girls.

Ever find yourself talking and dating so many guys at once you feel sorry for the detectives if you came up missing? #DatingTips #SingleAndMingle #singlegirl #datingapp #MissingPerson

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Was it 14 years ago? I've tweeted like 3 times since. My twitter is old enough to get pregnant but for it to be a very bad idea to do so. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Passengers reported hearing Matthew McConaughey say "Alright, Alright, Alright, looks like we gonna die!" Before lighting a joint and bracing for impact. Lufthansa has since pressed charges against the American actor for smoking on a plane. More at 6PM. tmz.com/2023/03/03/mat…

But did the kid have it coming?

"Laying on the carpet by baggage claim" this is def a spin on the carpet/shoe pics. I think he needed a hand with his package. What a jerk off. They said he was next to other passengers. Starting "The Wave" at a game is hard'nuff..just like him. kptv.com/2023/06/27/man…

#DearRichPeople, I don't care if you have to eat babies to stay pretty. What I want to know is, do you have toilets that your feet do not go numb after sitting on them for...I don't know? Let's say ...30 to 45 minutes? Just curious. #1percentpoopers

Who else thought this black X was a sketchy dating app you forgot you downloaded after wine and edibles?

Just don't do cocaine friends. It's juut not the anytime before 1997 anymore. koin.com/news/portland/…

I'm doing a fabulous over 40 thing. I can win $40k and help raise money for breast cancer. So me and boobs need your help. You can vote once a day for free or you can donate money to breast cancer research & buy more. votefab40.com/2023/amanda-ar…

HELIUM PDX tooooniiight and toooommmooorrow niiiight tooooo!

Sometimes you have to get a little HO HO HO in! This week/end you can for sure get some HA HA HA's in the 20th -23rd. CI with Gabriel Rutledge and @helium_pdx with Jeff Dye its gonna be a wonderful time. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #portland #portlandcomedy

Come out, don't be a turd bird home body. ;)

North Portland Folks! Tonight 8pm.

Very comitted to his final project #SuperDiesMe Morgan Spurlock, documentary filmmaker behind 'Super Size Me,' dies at 53 nbcnews.com/news/us-news/m… via NBC News

I call this my "what was that boys name? Oh that's right I don't care! New red in a box" color. #redhairgreeneyes #redhaired #gingerhair #noobodygottimeforfootstomping