Every single day, he does or says something stupider than the day before.

.Donald J. Trump you are trash.

Update: we are writing letters for the lawyers to show that he is a good dad and a valued member of the community in hopes that it helps. He’s been sent to Texas at this point.

This and then having Kamala Harris attend this year… okayyyy. Love that for us.

Imagine converting to Catholicism and every single Pope from then on personally knows and hates you.

According to my sources inside the Vatican, Pope Leo helped ghostwrite Pope Francis’s February letter lambasting the Trump Administration on immigration.

She legit makes me want to embrace my cleavage more.

Why’s he look so stressed lol

I appreciate that my Bolt driver has clocked me as the millennial I am and put on 90’s pop music. Thank you. Also, heyyyy London. What’s up?

YOU GUYS. I SAW JOHNNY BAILEY. Thanks for coming to my tedTalk

#JonathanBailey

.Donald J. Trump this Mother’s Day remember you are trash and yo mama thought so, too.

Luke Newton photographed by Lee Malone for the Gentleman’s Journal. 📷

jonathan bailey is aware that the people yearn for him in his slutty little glasses

"may the odds or whatever fuckinnn bullshit they say be in your favor or some shit idk"

KIERAN CULKIN THOUGH

Listen, I don’t even know that I feel this is the right casting BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE KIERAN IS ABOUT TO BE IN MY FAVORITE FRANCHISE EVER. God bless this casting director.

Not me getting more messages from this Facebook Marketplace listing I put up than I do on dating apps. I’ve had so many messages and dudes asking about me, personally. But I need someone to buy Clyde.

Giving away a bed frame on FB marketplace- hilarious and a perfect encapsulation of online interactions 😂🤣

Random question: If you take sleep anxiety meds (example, trazodone or hydroxyzine), do they actually help you sleep? Do they make you wide awake? If they make you wide awake, do you have ADHD? Just trying to see something.