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Mountain Mammas

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John Denver once lost a bet and had to eat an entire mini cooper. It took him over 3 weeks to finish it all and he is now known as "half man half machine". The exhaust is what gives him such a distinctive voice.

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John Denver is the reason Internet 2.0 exists. The first one broke under unseen before levels of traffic following the release of the nude John Denver e-calendar.

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John Denvers phone wallpaper is a selfie of him and the zodiac killer. The use of the Snapchat dog filter has presented his identity from being revealed.

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In 2013 the European court of justice ruled that referring to trouser-length underwear as long johns was in fact a hate crime against Mr. John Denver.

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Investigations have confirmed the cause of the Notre Dame fire was a tourist playing John Denver's new mixtape above the safe volume through their airpods.

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John denver would like to officially apologise for the delays caused to exam timetables this year, he will think more carefully about when he releases his vlogs next year as to not to distract the timetablers again. (Also MM301 is Friday at 2:00, get revising)

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Despite the constant negative press covfefe Mountain Mammas will be returning for a third season on RAW 1251AM 12-1 every Tuesday starting Tuesday 30th April.

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Tune in tomorrow at 12 to listen to what is know as the "OJ Simpson case of the noughties": John Denver vs Rivers Cuomo. We have the recording of the court case and will be joined by literally everyone including charlie peters

Tune in tomorrow at 12 to listen to what is know as the "OJ Simpson case of the noughties": John Denver vs Rivers Cuomo. We have the recording of the court case and will be joined by literally everyone including <a href="/charlie_peters_/">charlie peters</a>
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👌JOHN DENVERS CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED👌 John Denver was eating so many petits filous that his bones got 💪TOO BIG AND STRONG 💪 meaning there was no room for his vital organs

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If you want to have a 💪John Denver💪 fact shared on next weeks episode then you can submit them here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

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Tune in 12-1 tomorrow 💪 RAW 1251AM 💪 for the Mountain Mammas 👌GRAND FINALE 👌 with a 10 contestant game show, a world record attempt, your facts, John Denver interview, REAL John Denver facts and maybe a live take me home country roads performance!

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Mountain Mammas is over! 😢 Thanks to anyone who ever listened and thanks to our contestants who joined us today and produced this wonderful artwork (a country road and portraits of John)

Mountain Mammas is over! 😢 Thanks to anyone who ever listened and thanks to our contestants who joined us today and produced this wonderful artwork (a country road and portraits of John)