Where’s the lie?🥹

Yep.

Morning Malcom Mufunde i must say you are an excellent writer 🙌🏽. I would love for us to collaborate under Multiperi. How much do you charge per script ? 😂

“Chipembenene kupinda munzeve yemwana, changa chawaridza bonde kare kare” reads like something Shakespeare would’ve written if he grew up in Gokwe.

Kandoro’s the kind of friend who calls you a genius on the timeline and a disgrace in person. Spent the whole afternoon with him getting roasted. He only loves me when there’s WiFi.

I wrote her an album.

Zim hip-hop rizz has gone too far. Because what do you even mean “Kakabatana kunge rwoko nedama; mwana wacho imbama”?

I won this.

Happy birthday, dummy.

You ask the guy at Maize & Mingle to do it for you while you nervously giggle, losing even more aura.

Someone tell R. Peels happy birthday, asi album of the year haudeserve.

'Artists With Wild Names' by me bit.ly/3Lyfzzn

This is the hardest ZANU bop since Mbare Chimurenga Choir’s “Nyatsoteerera”

New Read by one Professor Shingi Mavima 🇿🇼 riddimsandraps.com/article/do-alb…

I joked about this to Beefy a year ago. Now I’ve got nominations for Best Journalist and for Tidech’s album😂. Please respect my delusions; they work.

Bored and need writing ideas. Ask me what I think about…anything.

This was supposed to be a satire 😣