oh…oh my god

I need a really cool couple and a set of besties to shoot concepts in DFW on Sunday Jan 29th in the morning/midday 75% off normal pricing + all my thanks and love forever ps i’ll choose someone who rts this post for a free shoot 😁

currently dealing with possible identity theft and i’m gonna unalive myself :)

i feel like i should be in target so it can tell me what i need to buy today

snow days spent sandwiched between my cat and my man are my favorite until i’m literally suffocating from the body heat 😑

…that’s some money down the drain

oh cmon. derek didn’t have to die

ok it’s my guilty pleasure but i cannot WAIT for the second teen wolf movie. they totally left that open

soooo everyone’s cancelling their Netflix accounts right? since we’re getting charged for multiple screen usage but obviously can’t use them away from the home network? cool? cool.

catch me on the pirate bay like it’s 2008 when i’m tryna watch them netflix originals tho 😂

ok as much as i love not working, being iced in for 4 days is not okay with me lmao. cabin fever is real and i quite literally will not be able to pay my mortgage after not working almost this whole week 🥴

nate called me his wife to a client the other day and yesterday we picked a wedding venue…can someone please fucking tell me how this makes sense when the man hasn’t given me a ring yet?! like am i gonna be a wife or a not?! 🙄

Lulus, Baltic Born, Lime Lush, Bella and Bloom 😇 alive bought from all of these and loved every dress. But I have several from LuLus and they’re my favorite!

i need a new tattoo, a fat blunt, and an orgasm. not necessarily in that order.

working cows with my boss makes me want to unalive him and myself all at the same time

i am so fucking sick of waking up just to go work cows and jog horses in the cold. give me 110° any day.

i really need to see a damn therapist. but that takes money…and in terms of money, i have no money :)

i’ve worked for this man for over a year. he can be an absolute raging asshole…most days. i’ve got pretty thick skin and have managed to handle it fairly well. but i swear today is the today he’s going to make me cry and i’m so fucking over it

ian munsick’s new album is so. fucking. good. 🥹

aye yo, ladies, WHY do y’all breathe heavy when y’all go to a “public”restroom and make EVERYONE uncomfortable? i’m in barnes and noble and had to pee and you just wanna come in here huffing and moaning like it’s giving you an orgasm? 😂