Bitches post themselves in front of that Nobu sign like they just signed a 5 year max contract

I’m actually getting sick of seeing this man shoulder all the blame. I’m all for being a good teammate but he need to start cussing mfs out and calling em out.

"Where are all the nice guys?" *Guy does nice thing* "Ew"

We have literal online pr*stitutes giving college lectures… society is in hell

You ever looked a man in his eyes and saw fear?

when that random wave of sadness hit but you realize that you gotta lock in

an unaffectionate woman can do nothing for me but rot in hell

Kaguya’s Top Gal

the chargers can’t hurt me today

just got to the yacht. there’s supposed to be a party tonight. nobody here tho pretty empty

Social media has RUINED the expectations of a man in a relationship. “if he wanted to he would.” a 23 year old man does not need to be buying you expensive clothes, bags and trips when he’s trying to build a life. that’s not normal. 1/2

1 minute ago SHES QUICK

the jokes write themselves

When my competition is a guy who pays her rent and sends her random cash apps

There are ONLY 2 GENDERS. Male & Female.

how I expect one glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

This is 100 bodies

No one should be mad at this.

Watching Philip Rivers get sold by his defense and supporting cast in 2025