I literally can’t wait until it all works out.

babe are u alright? u barely manipulated me today

In my opinion the best thing you can do as a woman is live your life on your own terms for as long as possible, so that if/when the time comes for you to be a wife and a mother you don’t regret anything. Start that business. Book that flight. Move. Buy that bag.

i bet it feels good asf to be fluent in spanish

I miss when Kelly dressed like she had mixed children 😭

white people be like “cdmx”

Top 5 female experiences -realizing ur kinda chopped -getting called fat for the first time -realizing it was SA -developing an Ed -crashing out over a guy you never dated

Can I get an ETA on when it gets better

from a very young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

brockhampton sounds like the name of a town in massachusetts

god bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling there is zero chance that they used AI.

: the only reason for a child to have a phone in school is uniquely, horrendously, cryptically American. And you know exactly the reason I’m talking about.

being part of the age cohort that hasn’t had their brains utterly blown out by short form video content is what i imagine it was like to be literate in medieval times

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

Listening to Adam Friedland talk about his visit to Israel mirrors my experience. I went to from Israel to the West Bank 20 years ago. I was expecting to experience a complicated situation but on the first day I saw how simple it was. On one side were waterparks, on the other a

Going Brooklyn Sober for September (no drugs or alcohol unless someone else bought them)

The custom bedazzled Ocean Gate submersible purse is crazy