
Major Ted Karras
@majortedkarras
Major Ted Karras of the 513th Ohio Regiment. Parody
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08-09-2024 00:50:54
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Dearest Mother, Tonight, we prepare to charge into battle—it is do or die for the regiment. The weight of this moment is heavy, but we place our faith in Col. Joseph Lee Burrow to lead us to victory. Pray for us, as we fight with all we have. Yours, Capt. Samuel Hubbard #whodey



Mother, We’ve lost the battle once again, and the men are disheartened. Confidence in the top brass has all but vanished, their decisions leaving us vulnerable. Yet, despite it all, Col. Joseph Lee Burrow still holds the trust and loyalty of his soldiers. He remains our anchor. Sam


Dearest Mother, Victory is ours in Dallas! Col. Joseph Lee Burrow cannons were fast and true, striking with precision. The Cowboys made a grave mistake in their formation, and we seized the opportunity to turn the tide. The men are jubilant. Yours, Capt. Samuel Hubbard #whodey



Dearest Mother, My brethren march into battle once more, yet my injury keeps me from joining them. It is a heavy burden to bear, but I have faith in Col. Joseph Lee Burrow to lead them to victory. Though I cannot fight beside them, my spirit is with them. Yours, Sam #whodey




.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, the men are steadfast, arms prepared, and await your order to strike at the city up north. By God’s will, we shall carry the day. —Major Karras #whodey #RuleTheJungle #bengals


.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, I write with glad tidings. In the first clash of this campaign, our men stood resolute and carried the field. Morale is high, and the cause strengthened. —Major Karras #WHODEY #bengals


.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, our ranks stand ready in the jungle. The men are resolute, awaiting the advance of the Jaguar regiment from the south. We shall meet them with steel and steadfast hearts. —Major Karras #whodey #bengals


.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, we have but barely held the line against the Jaguar regiment. The men are weary yet unbroken. I pray for your swift recovery and trust you shall return to the field this week to guide us. —Major Karras #WhoDey #bengals

.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow the men stand ready to march against the Vikings from the north. Though we await your return, I hold full confidence that Colonel Browning shall lead us to victory in your stead. —Major Karras #WhoDey
