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Major Ted Karras

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Major Ted Karras of the 513th Ohio Regiment. Parody

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calendar_today08-09-2024 00:50:54

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Dearest Mother, Tonight, we prepare to charge into battle—it is do or die for the regiment. The weight of this moment is heavy, but we place our faith in Col. Joseph Lee Burrow to lead us to victory. Pray for us, as we fight with all we have. Yours, Capt. Samuel Hubbard #whodey

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Dearest Mother, We suffered a crushing defeat, one that has shaken the regiment deeply. Changes are desperately needed, yet the brass refuse to act. Morale is low, and faith among the men is fading. I fear what lies ahead if this path remains unchanged. Yours, Sam #whodey

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Dearest Mother, We prepare to face the Steelers regiment, and victory will hinge on our defense. Though it has faltered in recent battles, the men are determined to stand firm. If we hold the line, I believe we can prevail. Pray for our strength and resolve. Yours, Sam

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Mother, We’ve lost the battle once again, and the men are disheartened. Confidence in the top brass has all but vanished, their decisions leaving us vulnerable. Yet, despite it all, Col. Joseph Lee Burrow still holds the trust and loyalty of his soldiers. He remains our anchor. Sam

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Dearest Mother, We march to Dallas, determined to take the fight to them. Though we are behind in this war, the men remain resolute. We fight not just to endure but to win, for ourselves and for the cause. Pray for our strength as we face this critical battle. Yours, Sam

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Dearest Mother, Victory is ours in Dallas! Col. Joseph Lee Burrow cannons were fast and true, striking with precision. The Cowboys made a grave mistake in their formation, and we seized the opportunity to turn the tide. The men are jubilant. Yours, Capt. Samuel Hubbard #whodey

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Dearest Mother, Through a sneaky strategy, I managed to lead an offensive strike that dealt a heavy blow to the enemy. It was a calculated risk, but it paid off. The battle is not over, but we march closer to victory with each passing moment. Yours, Capt. Samuel Hubbard

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Dearest Mother, After a miraculous offensive strike against the enemy, I sustained an injury that has left me in the medical tent. Though I must watch the rest of the battle from here, I trust in my comrades to carry us to victory. My spirit remains unbroken. Yours, Sam

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Dearest Mother, My brethren march into battle once more, yet my injury keeps me from joining them. It is a heavy burden to bear, but I have faith in Col. Joseph Lee Burrow to lead them to victory. Though I cannot fight beside them, my spirit is with them. Yours, Sam #whodey

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Mother, Tonight, our regiment may face the final battle of this campaign, and it grieves me deeply that I cannot stand with my brothers on the field. Still, I hold onto hope. If we are victorious, we may push the campaign into the winter and continue the fight. Yours, Sam

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Boys, after tough marches & fierce fights, I lay down my sword. I retire proud of your grit & spirit. I wish you strength & luck in battles ahead. Your faithful Capt. Samuel Hubbard. #whodey

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Friends of the 513th regiment, as Major Ted Karras, I humbly announce that with Capt. Hubbard's retirement, I’ve been appointed Executive Officer under Col. Burrow. I pledge my heart to our cause, to lead with courage and honor. For liberty and unity! #whodey    #bengals

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.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, the men are steadfast, arms prepared, and await your order to strike at the city up north. By God’s will, we shall carry the day. —Major Karras #whodey #RuleTheJungle #bengals

.<a href="/ColJoeBurrow/">Col. Joseph Lee Burrow</a>, the men are steadfast, arms prepared, and await your order to strike at the city up north. By God’s will, we shall carry the day. —Major Karras
#whodey #RuleTheJungle
#bengals
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.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, I write with glad tidings. In the first clash of this campaign, our men stood resolute and carried the field. Morale is high, and the cause strengthened. —Major Karras #WHODEY #bengals

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.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, our ranks stand ready in the jungle. The men are resolute, awaiting the advance of the Jaguar regiment from the south. We shall meet them with steel and steadfast hearts. —Major Karras #whodey #bengals

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.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow, we have but barely held the line against the Jaguar regiment. The men are weary yet unbroken. I pray for your swift recovery and trust you shall return to the field this week to guide us. —Major Karras #WhoDey #bengals

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.Col. Joseph Lee Burrow the men stand ready to march against the Vikings from the north. Though we await your return, I hold full confidence that Colonel Browning shall lead us to victory in your stead. —Major Karras #WhoDey