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Mom of the Moment

@mainmom2

Because Mom of the Year is too much pressure.

Save time, save money, and save your sanity with these tips & tricks to wow others without the effort.

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I've started working full-time again. I've had to take the blog off the priority list for awhile. Now that I'm feeling confident with work and still able to mom at 100% (sometimes), I'll be popping up more often in your Twitter feeds. #momminainteasy #momlife #missedyou

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3yo: I want a cheeseburger. Me: Okay. 3yo: No other ingredients...just cheese and ham. Me: Cause it's a hamburger? 3yo: Uh huh. #hesgotapoint #funnythingskidssay #sillygoose #hamburger

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3yo: Mommy, did you know I still need Raph? Me: Who? 3yo: Raph! Me: You mean Ralph? 3yo: No, Raph! Me: Who's Raph? 3yo: HE'S A TURTLE!!!

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I had a fancy work dinner tonight and wore pantyhose. My 3yo has never seen me in pantyhose. He may now believe I have webbed feet.

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While at the pet store... 3yo: Mommy, it's a chameleon! Me: How do you know what a chameleon is? 3yo: I know everything. Me:

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When you sit down to meal plan for the week and realize all the recipes you pinned are just extravagant desserts #eatdessertfirst #iguess #momproblems #pinterest #recipes

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3yo: *putting on backpack and shoes* Me: Where ya going? 3yo: To hunt bigfoot. So, we've reached that point #coronavirus #athometogether

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When you ask your 3yo what they want for #breakfast... 3yo: #eggs are delicious! Have you tried scrambled eggs? Maybe you should sometime.

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I told my 3yo I brought him home a present. I sent him to my purse to retrieve it. He returned with a brightly wrapped tampon. 3yo: Is this my present, Mommy?