Enjoy your youth, young people - in your 40s, blowing up party balloons feels like a potential hospitalisation event

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay, Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name?" "I don't know." "Great plan, Bart!"

One cool thing about the Bairstow dismal - clearly it was a preconceived plan after watching video of his routine - Carey has only one shot at hitting the stumps from 20 yards before Bairstow changes his routine… and he nails it… fair play for that at least

So, so proud of this group 💜 Hold your heads high 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Thank you Hole in One Club for the trip of a lifetime!! £10 a year and you can get to Sawgrass with 1 shot… loads of pairs events fantastic way to get there too ⛳️

Great times #paintingclothes

Christmas presents in action!🎅

I’m now taking all of my off season golf instruction from this screaming Irish madman

Remember to book your tickets for the last cabaret until September, we break for the golf season

Entry now open for the Festival Open, featuring the Hole in One Club Hole in One Charity Challenge at the 15th hole 🏌️‍♂️⛳️

Proud to have our member (and our 2023 C Champion!) Colin Chisholm involved in this great cause - please give generously if you can prostatescotland.org.uk/news/were-on-o…

Congratulations to our 2024 Club Champions (from L to R): Gregor Maiden, Colin McKenzie, Garry Luther & Gary Goodall 🏆 Gregor Maiden colin mckenzie gary goodall

Yeah Glenn Maxwell’s a freak. He just likes to remind us every now and then. Freak

Winter League Champions 2024/2025 ❤️🏆

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