I’m the most depressed I’ve been since high school and I absolutely hate feeling like this again.

I love crying over shit at work in my car on my way to my doctors appointments. Highlight of my day really.

“I’m tired of hearing everybody say ‘I hate it here’” okay???? Then do something to help us not hate it here?

I love when people flake on you at the last minute.

I fucking love being in OKC

when were catholics ever silent

Nobody books a random road trip faster than the women in my family.

My eye twitches when certain people come near me at work. Like a built in warning alarm.

I miss New York. I need to find a sugar daddy that will pay outrageous nyc rent prices.

I feel like I wouldn’t be as depressed if I were in New York right now

There was a little coffee shop where two people arrived and approached the counter. “Five coffees ☕️ please. Two for us and three pending.” They paid, they took their two coffees and left. I asked the waiter. "What’s this about pending coffees?" “Wait and you'll see." Some

You'd think we had the plague.

I treat every book that comes into my possession as if it’s a first edition classic novel.

I miss nyc so much I could actually cry rn

oh, she's not allowed to surf? says who, JONAH HILL???

Bob Iger is completely out of touch if he thinks the unions are the ones being unrealistic here.

Stfu Bob.

Pretty sure I cracked my ribs

Everything sucks when you have cracked ribs. I am straight up not having a good time.

IM GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR