it’s time to ⚠️ bewritingaletter ⚠️

My crush on Steve Kornacki is the most confusing in all my years because he only comes to me in times of extreme anxiety and crisis.

Why isn’t this bigger news? “According to the suit, the disciplinary process in question stems from an incident where Meyer allegedly spilled coffee on a football player who was accused of sexually assaulting a minor on her team.” si.com/college/2022/1…

Just woke up

We all know this is what she SHOULD’VE won the Oscar for

hello i am out of a job. if you want me to write for you i'd love to 🫡 [email protected]

Israelis have “children”, while Palestinians have “people aged 18 and younger”.

Wow less than 24 hours after the Trump verdict and New York Times Games hits us with this panagram? Big week for the daughter’s of the witches you couldn’t burn

Babe wake up

The New York Times Tech Guild strike being on election week is so powerful…. Not bc ill have any difficulty resisting their election coverage but because I’m really testing my sanity from denying myself a little game during these divisive times

and today I’m remembering ….. I exist in the context of everything that came before me

Can’t believe “Dick Cheney is brat” failed to resonate with voters.

absolutely no one: My ken burns Roman Empire ass bf: well one thing I do know is we’re going to be talking a looooot about Grover Cleveland in the coming weeks….

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