Trying to start a group chat with 911 and ambulance

Yoga teachers if they were honest 🧘‍♀️🙏☮️😂

Is anyone okay? 😂 #therapy #therapist #menvswomen

We’re not well women 😂 #millennial #viral #therapy

#therapy #genz #boomer

tramell tilman is the GOAT #severance

Fully delusional woman in therapy #therapy #Therapist #mentalhealth #MentalHealthMatters

People in their 30s work so hard to create a “luxurious” lifestyle that is just not leaving their house

A rich girl in my high school was like do you ever feel like your nanny is your mom? I was like no but sometimes I feel like my exterminator is my uncle

A woman next to me on my flight just asked me if the plane was flying. Perhaps an apocalypse is best.

This rich girl I knew growing up was like do u ever wanna f**k your personal chef? I’m like girl no but I flirt with chef boyardee and he doesn’t respond

Sexual harassment is the worst until you’re 70. I’ll be senile on my deathbed and my last words will be what do you think of my ass? BEEEEEEEP

So embarrassed by younger me calling people with “travel bios” basic AF. I was like ew your whole personality is “✈️🌎🚗 take me anywhere???” Meanwhile my bio for all my 20s was proudly “🍕🚬🍺⚰️I don’t do Shit”

An old corporate boss of mine once told me “you can run but you can’t hide.” I’m like ok wrong I just hid under my desk

Me chatting with Delta after my flight was delayed 7 hours

Wow thank god for life coaches

Imagine your last words being “thanks for stopping by JD”

I have like 80 more years of posting until I drop my deathbed reel where I’m like grwm to go to hell.

Fletcher paving the way for many unnamed lgbtq pop stars to eventually marry men

Fletcher coming out as straight to pave the way for other unnamed gay pop artists to eventually marry men