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Okay everyone, Taylor Jenkins read, who I love, has a queer NASA love story coming out in two days. And it’s already a bestseller! Guess who also has a queer NASA love story? You obviously know because I never shut up about it. Obviously people will read these stories!

Grateful to J.W. McCormack for giving this poem from MY HERESIES (⁦Sarabande Books⁩) a home in one of my dream journals. thebaffler.com/poems/loose-ex…

My dear friend Aram Mrjoian has his debut novel out today and I cannot wait to dig in. It’s beautiful and you must buy it! bookshop.org/p/books/waterl…

I am so glad that Mike and I are sharing our boyfriend, even though he is dead and could never love us enough. 🙃 Grateful to be read by dear peers, always. And supernal boyfriends. 🫶

Céline: “Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.” Jesse: (smiles) “I know.”

Simone Biles speaking up where so many others are silent. A champion in her field but also a champion of a person. I’m so inspired!

Baby Toot, the beagle in question, is still alive and kicking (and eating weird things) and she just had an excellent vet check-up despite being 9 million years old.

I felt so smart for ordering a Switch 2 from Costco but then they cancelled my order without information me (though they’ve yet to refund my credit card) bc of some insanity over the delivery zip not matching the billing zip? Like no email, just cancelled! And no Switch.

the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water:

All children deserve to be safe, regardless of their where they live or where they are from. Search your hearts! This is all madness.

I need everyone to know that I not only said yes but I invested in a Swarovski crystal troll because that is surely the answer the all of my problems

The whole movie but the diner scene is just so satisfying and beautiful