So who else's budgie act like you're going to murder them the second you so much as move?

Nathan Fillion is trending and he still hasn't been cast as Nathan Drake.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Don't call yourself a rock fan unless you know this band

Who else enjoys cutting their steak with a credit card they've swiped in countless machines?

Imagine being this pathetic:

This is why I’m going to hell…

They overestimate how many people throw coffee at the base of their doors.

Now found permanently damaged at your local thrift shop for %10 off!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Kamala rn

Ever finally get to sit down after a long chore and be like "Fuck it, I'll just pee my pants."

My thoughts are with Aubrey Plaza and her family. Losing a spouse at such a young age is crippling. Mental health is no joke.

TIL, gloves keep your hands warm when it's cold.

This is the late Sergeant Alfred Masters, the first-ever Black man to serve in the U.S Marine Corps. The Trump Administration has scrubbed all mention of him from military websites, considering it “DEI.” RETWEET if you stand with Sergeant Masters’ family against Donald Trump!

When your crush is nearby and you have to act natural.

Never under any circumstance forget to splash a glass of water onto it after it's been applied.

Congrats Dodge Every sports car and super car today looks like a Viper. That’s got to be the biggest flex in automotive history

Whose budgie like this even after 5+ years:

Hey Grok list all of Donald Trump's felonies.