A photographer is using my ass as the promo picture for a boudoir shoot and Thom said I was doing the lord's work.

Still upset

EVERYONE SHUT UP A LESBIAN TOUCHED MY HAND

My ass is famous

I'm fine, but also me on the inside:

1) what 2) heftier men have been landing thin wives on TV for decades, so why don't you just say what you mean.

I got hit on by two beautiful women last night. Am I in my hot girl era??? Is this what it feels like?

My headphones died on my walk at a VERY GOOD PART OF MY AUDIOBOOK.... my whole day is ruined

Thom is getting REAL BRAVE demanding i say please to fill up my water bottle and hes only doing this because I told all our friends how he fills up my water bottle without saying a GOD DAMN WORD.

Threatening us with healthcare. Keep going!

Do you want to help me bake?* *By help me bake I mean stay out of my way.... and maybe you can measure the dry ingredients

Crying laughing because I'm going to a gala hosted by a team that my husband hates and I can't wait. I get to hang out with a bunch of buff men my husband hates because of a division rivalry 😂

Planning anything with my brothers is a nightmare and this will be my hell when I die.

Small things that made me happy this week 1. Bonfires and smelling like one 2. Hugging my best friends 3. Caramel Coffee fudge 4. Cuddling the dog 5. Vampire smut

Someone I used to see named/based a NPC after me in their dnd campaign. And I know this campaign is still going on so it makes me happy I'm still terrorizing them in some capacity.

Small things I'm grateful for lately 1.) My best friend 2.) Chilly mornings 3.) Soup 4.) Forehead kisses 5.) This mushroom

Today I went to do leg day. I put on my favorite leggings. I upped my weights on leg press and leg extention. I took up space. I felt good and exhausted. I went home to my dog.

Genuine question, when is it mansplaining and when is it just a guy with a bit of the tism info dumping?

Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting at home crying while watching british bake off.

If you see me in person, please compliment my shoulders. I worked hard on them.