NOT BETTY WHITE DYING TWO WEEKS BEFORE HER 100TH BIRTHDAY?!??!

Luke just told me that in high school I was the “cutest 2x4 he had ever seen in his life” because I had no ass or boobs🤣🤣 should I be offended or take it as a compliment? Idk

I swear the traffic in athens gets worse each day

I just want to feel the pain of a tattoo needle right now

Twitter AND insta

Yeah today has literally drained me

Another night of waking up every 15 minutes to blow my nose because my allergies are KILLING ME

What a show right there 🤩

Twitter… why do you send me 10+ notifications a day for PEOPLE I DONT EVEN FOLLOW… I honestly don’t care about what these people are doing

*gets on twitter* *scrolls for maybe 2 minutes* *gets annoyed by the same old bullshit tweets* *gets off twitter* What happened to all the funny tweets and shit?

Hmmm… IHOP 🫢

*chef’s kiss*

I really don’t though. x.com/noahdonotcare/…

Same honestly

Worked 6 hours on college yesterday for none of it to save for some reason and now it shows I’m missing 4 assignments… great way to start today

period ahh period uhh

Winners for day 16 have been chosen and notified! Let’s start day 17 for CHRIS STAPLETON! It’s almost rodeo time in Houston 🤠 and Banita Creek Hall wants to send you and a friend to see some awesome concerts‼️‼️‼️ All you’ll have to do is: 👍🏼-Like this post 🐎-RT this post

Went to where I shot my music video for baby This is what happened