my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

home alone and I just heard RuPaul’s cut to commercial chuckle from the basement

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat

Actually it is bad. Not discrediting literally anyone in this photo because they are all talented. The problem with nepotism isn't a lack of talent. The problem is that it's the default. The problem is that the door to the arts has all but been shut on the general public in favor

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

when i was 16 i used to wear 30 mm lashes and black lipstick to go work a shift at the ice cream shop and think about suicide the whole time

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

I feel deep spiritual unrest whenever I see this pattern

You’re not a sensitive young man you’re a pussy and a loser

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

Touching his circumsizion scar: you know they control the banks too

that's my long distance emotional support right person wrong time there is some sort of flexible but solid thread that tethers us you never know what the future holds lovership

The story of the crucifixion is meaningless without the resurrection