Guy who is 99th percentile weird: “I think most people are suppressing their true weirdness”

apparently the plan of most directors is to make a few good movies and then regress to the mean

i'm looking forward to ari aster making some more horror movies

too tired to sleep? are you listening to yourself?

when was the last time you got truly sundered?

my heart is in the right place (according to leading cariologists and basic text books)

i try not to read or listen to things because i don't want to accidentally come across my sleeper agent activation phrase

i beg you to stop trying to activate me

at the $10 and up patreon level you earn "houdini" privileges and are allowed to punch me once in the stomach right before i do my famous milk can escape trick

indulgences were on sale this month only

there should be a separate twitter for people who didn't mind going to school

gm

going into the basement of omelas and it's some kid doomscrolling

i always punch down because i like winning

i've studied a little bit of art history and i'm pretty sure the world doesn't need any more pictures of mary with baby jesus

first of all, how dare you

orange you glad i didn't say banana?

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